Author Archives: the Gabber

Wild Ride

"You're going to lose your anonymity," he said, and I nodded my head, although inside I was chortling. "Whatever," I thought to myself, "a weekly probably no one reads. Man, this guy thinks highly of this little paper."

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Change

Several people have asked me what I thought of the additional volleyball court on Gulfport Beach. Honestly? It seemed like a really stupid idea at the time and I still think it's still pretty dumb.

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Thank You.

When people I love are having a bad time, I try not to ask "is there anything I can do?" because it's kind of an empty question; no one is going to say "yeah, come clean my toilets."

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Save the Beer

Between my buddy Andy's pained expressions that suggested that I was singlehandedly decimating the planet and Gulfport's Public Works Director making me feel ignorant about recycling, I figured the time had come.

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CAVE-ing In

Never heard of CAVE? The commissioners refer to them as “Citizens Against Virtually Everything”; that may sound disrespectful, but come to a few meetings and you’ll understand why that’s likely the nicest name.

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